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Best Men Speeches (1995)

Both Peet and Jerry served as “best men” at my wedding. Here are their speeches. Yes, Jerry does manage to sneak the word “schmuck” into his speech.

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Roadtrip to Peoria (1993)

Roadtrip to Peoria – Jerry’s 28th Birthday. Jerry shares his perspective on trailer parks.

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Dumpy Motel (1993)

Roadtrip to Peoria – Jerry’s 28th Birthday. Here is the motel where we crashed.

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Chris and Jerry at the Drive Thru (1991)

Chris and Jerry at the Rock n Roll McDonald’s drive thru window. From the City Boyz collection.

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Peet’s Wall of Shame (1991)

A tour of Peet’s downtown Chicago apartment and a trip down memory lane while going through his collection of empty liquor bottles and other rare artifacts.

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Chris and Jerry’s Restaurants (1991)

How strange was it to find two restaurants just down the street from my apartment named after me and Jerry. It was one of those rare moments when material just fell out of the sky while carrying around a video camera.

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Pan Handler (1991)

Chris and Jerry on south Michigan Avenue in Chicago.

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Gargoyles and Psychotic Women (1991)

A trick of the trade – how to keep psychotic women away for good.

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Philosophical Peet (1991)

More ramblings as you have come to expect from Peet McCain.

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Exclusive Interview with Peet (1991)

Chris interviews Peet about his past and hopes for the future.

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Exclusive Interview with Chris (1991)

Peet interviews me about my past, present, and hopes for the future. It’s interesting to watch the perspective I had when I was 25.

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Jerry Gives to the Poor (1991)

Jerry shows up in the middle of a video shoot and is in a really pissy mood after giving money to a homeless person outside of Peet’s Michigan Avenue apartment building. I thought liberals were supposed to be compassionate to the poor. It must only be if the government takes care of it.

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Rap Song ’91 Video – More Outtakes (1991)

More outtakes from the video that never came to be because Jerry never ended up getting through all the lines correctly.

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Psycho Custodian (1991)

I don’t even remember what the inspiration was behind this video. I guess it should have been deleted right after it was shot.

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Rap Song ’91 Video Outtakes (1991)

Check out the finished product of this song in our jukebox section of the site. We attempted to make a music video to go along with it, but all we ended up with was these rotten outtakes.

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The Days of Adolescence (1991)

Filmed from my favorite downtown Chicago apartment. This kicks off the “City Boyz” video collection that was filmed over the subsequent two weeks.

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Lonely Guy’s Subliminal Dating Service (1990)

After a miserable try with a video dating service, I came up with a fictitious service of my own. The premise was to take your image and broadcast it over the TV airwaves to reach the girl you wish to date. (Kind of like Coca Cola ads subliminally planted in a movie theater’s previews.)  In this video, Jerry goes through the various positions as he would on a regular date:

- “An image of you bringing flowers to your date”.
“An image of you toasting your date with a glass of cognac…”
“An image of you cuddling up with her on that love seat…”
“…you and her engaged in sparkling conversation…
“…and don’t forget that goodnight kiss”.

Surprisingly, no one wanted to finance this idea. If anyone is interested, I will offer 50% of any profits made from the service. There are a lot of gullible lonely guys out there. Take it from me, as a former member of that club.

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Lonely Guy Gets House Guest (1990)

Jerry as Biff in a continuing Lonely Guy series. This time, he gets an actual visitor and he tries to act social. Dave makes a cameo appearance in this one!

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Chris Getting Dolled Up (1990)

Couldn’t come up with a bit, so we let the girls take over on this one.

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Lonely Guy Phone Call (1990)

Jerry in an updated Lonely Guy sequence.

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Mattress Commercial (1990)

What can possibly be said here?

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Rap Like Hell (1990)

I had just returned from Berlin to see Roger Waters perform The Wall at Potzdamer Platz. This is Jerry and his babes doing a rap version of Pink Floyd’s “Run Like Hell”.

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Pathetic Lonely Guy Clips (1990)

Chris, Dave, and Jerry in various depictions of the Lonely Guy.

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Cult (1990)

There really are no words to describe this. This was done in the backyard portion of my apartment complex. I can only imagine what my neighbors were thinking when they looked out their back window and saw this.

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Peet McCain’s Higher Earnings Through Deceptive Practices I (1990)

Tip #1 of 3: “Just Don’t Sign the Check”

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